a dog is reading a book.

“Come on, Bishka, read what’s written in the book!”The dog sniffed the book and walked away. “It’s not my job,” he says, “to read a book; I guard the house, I don’t sleep at night, I bark, I scare thieves and wolves, I go hunting, I look after the bunny, I look for ducks, I carry diarrhea - I’ll have that too.”