a comic strip depicting a conversation between two men

Prompt 1: a man in a suit who is seen interacting with a dog. he is seen holding a briefcase and talking to the dog. the man then proceeds to shave the dog's beard, and the dog appears to be calm throughout the process. ends with the man petting the dog.

Prompt 2: a man who is seen talking to a bird while holding a briefcase. he then proceeds to dance with the bird. also includes a series of images of the man talking to the bird and dancing with it.