a man in a shirt and tie holding a skeleton

Prompt 1: a man standing outside on a sunny day, who is holding a bottle of lotion and a bone. he then starts to rub lotion all over the bone while speaking to the camera. he continues to rub lotion all over the bone, acting as if it is a real human. ends with him panning back to the camera.

Prompt 2: a man holding a skeleton and a skull while speaking to the camera. he then takes a sip of water from a cup and pretends to choke, holding the skull and skeleton in his hands. he continues to hold the skull and skeleton while making funny faces, and ends with him holding the skull and skeleton in his hands.