a cartoon golf player peeking out from behind a tree

One day, a man named Dave decided to take up golfing. He wasn't exactly athletic, but he figured it would be a relaxing way to spend the weekend. So, he borrowed a set of golf clubs and headed to the course with his friend, who was an experienced golfer. On the first hole, Dave swung the club with all his might—only to miss the ball completely. Undeterred, he tried again, but this time, the club slipped out of his hand and flew straight into the air, landing in a nearby tree. His friend, trying not to laugh, offered to help retrieve the club. They spent the next ten minutes throwing rocks and sticks at the tree, but the club wouldn’t budge. Frustrated, Dave decided to climb the tree. After a struggle, he managed to grab the club—but on his way down, he got stuck halfway, dangling by his shirt. At this point, a group of golfers from the next hole arrived, staring at Dave hanging from the tree like a human piñata. His friend, laughing uncontrollably, had to explain the whole situation to them.