a man and a woman sitting at a table eating pizza and drinking wine

Once, a man decided to impress his date by cooking dinner. He found a fancy recipe online for a gourmet meal and set to work. Everything was going well until he realized he had no wine for the sauce. Thinking quickly, he grabbed a bottle of grape juice from the fridge, convinced it would work. As he poured it in, he noticed it was a little too sweet, but he shrugged it off. When his date arrived, the house smelled amazing, and he served the meal with pride. As they sat down, he raised his glass for a toast, but as he took a sip, his face contorted. It was the sweetest, most ridiculous concoction! His date laughed so hard, she nearly spilled her drink. In the end, they decided to order pizza instead, and that turned out to be the best decision of the night. Sometimes, the best meals are the ones that come with a side of laughter!